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Word of the day...

Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 92 years old.

Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words what happened
the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my
front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and
sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney: Did you know
him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Abner died some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" so
I just laid down and told him "Take me, young
man. Take me!"
Defence Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!"
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!

... Allar skemtisøgurnar...

My How-To Blog

[2022-09-09] My gamli bloggur hervur fingið nýtt lív. Eg skrivi um alt møguligt, men mest Linux / Ubuntu. Hann er at finna HER

LaTeX kodur

[2017-05-13] Eitt rættuliga góður listi av LaTeX kodum finst á List of LaTeX symbols.

Phoenix Mars Lander lendur á Mars í morgin!

[2007-05-24] Í morgin (sunnudagin 25-05-08) lendur, um alt gongur væl, rúmarfarið Phoenix á Norðpólinum á gongustjørnuni Mars. Hetta er ein sera spennandni lending, tí at økið har Phoenix er ætlað at lenda hevur helst nógv ís, og ein stórur partur av kanningunum hava at gera við um lív hevur verið á gongustjørnuni. Les meira á [www.nasa.gov/phoenix] og [www.nbi.ku.dk/mars].
Greinar um Phoenix: #1 videnskab.dk, #2 Ingeniøren.
Video : Video #1 - NASA TV - NASA TV Media Player
Blogs: [Dansk blog frá Tucson, Arizona] [planetary.org] [Nice! #1]
TV: TV2
portal.fo: [Grein #1]

Eitt nýtt kanningarfar á veg til Mars

[2007-08-24] Fyri stuttum var eitt nýtt kanningarfar sent til gongustjørnuna Mars. Har skal tað lenda nærhendis Norðpólinum og kanna lendi har við m.ø. einum gravi-armi. Mars-bólkurin ið eg eri limur í hevur lati tól til hesa ferð, og ti havi eg funni nakrar greinar um málið her. Grein 1 - Grein 2 - Grein 3

Nørda ting: Hvussu man koyrir Linux á eini Windows teldu.

[21-08-2007] Tað er møguligt at koyra Linux á wini Windows teldu uttan at hava "dual boot" (ein boot loadara), og øllum tí sum kemur við tí. Ein skal bert heinta Microsoft Virtual PC og installera tað. Heinta síðani eina Linux fløgu (Eg havi bert roynt Ubuntu / Kubuntu / Xubuntu) fløge "image", og fylg vegleiðingini á síðuni (linkið) niðanfyri.

Eitt heilt gott "Hvussu-geri-eg" er her. - Ubuntu er gott!

Windows XP shortcuts

Windows XP contains a lot of (mostly) unknown shortcuts and key kombinations. I have obtained a document with a lot of these listed, and am making them available here. Below is the first section of the list, and the full list (original) in HTML format is here.

Keystroke	Function
	Opens the Start menu
+ E	Opens My Computer in Windows Explorer
+ Pause/Break	Opens the System Properties dialog box
+ U	Opens the Utility Manager
+ R	Opens the Run prompt
+ F	Opens the Search for Files and Folder window
+ Ctrl + F	Opens the search for computers on the network
+ M	Minimize all windows
+ Shift + M	Maximize all windows (after minimizing them)
+ D	Minimize all windows to the desktop, and then restore all Windows
+ L	Lock Computer